The Big Fish

Things That Piss Me off.

Most common email fails: Me: "I don't have a phone, I prefer to use email (*thinking* ..so I have a record of this ridiculous conversation as well as you)" Them: "Could you give me a call so I can get some information off of you (*their thinking* Oh boy! I am going to set up this microphone and sell his voice for big bucks haha)

I swear I need that 1-900 line... $50'000 per minute, bitch.

If there is one thing that pisses me off more than people selling an unlimited resource such as gasoline for redonkulous prices, its the idiotic waste of telephone service lines. The Internet was invented to replace telephuckingphones. Use it.

Especially after 9/11, it should be illegal to use a phone for anything other than emergency calls. *steaming ears, goes into pouring rain to find a phone*

Please comment and tell me I'm wrong. I challenge anyone to convince me otherwise. I am going to open a phone company that offers only an emergency voice caller and email sender.