The Big Fish

Things That Piss Me off.

Most common email fails: Me: "I don't have a phone, I prefer to use email (*thinking* ..so I have a record of this ridiculous conversation as well as you)" Them: "Could you give me a call so I can get some information off of you (*their thinking* Oh boy! I am going to set up this microphone and sell his voice for big bucks haha)

I swear I need that 1-900 line... $50'000 per minute, bitch.

If there is one thing that pisses me off more than people selling an unlimited resource such as gasoline for redonkulous prices, its the idiotic waste of telephone service lines. The Internet was invented to replace telephuckingphones. Use it.

Especially after 9/11, it should be illegal to use a phone for anything other than emergency calls. *steaming ears, goes into pouring rain to find a phone*

Please comment and tell me I'm wrong. I challenge anyone to convince me otherwise. I am going to open a phone company that offers only an emergency voice caller and email sender.

i need a camera

if i had a camera I would be taking videos every minute. this is not fair to anyone. silence is annoying. grrr, typing is boring. if anyone sees me out and about don't be afraid to take my picture or video would be better and put it on the Internet wherever you want. i am being censored and i am sick of it. steal from me too if it feels good then do it right? just remember that stealing from me will only make me stronger in the long run. the more silent you try to make me, the louder i will get. keep it up you are all going to shit the next time you see me on video....

time

i wish i had time to rant and rave but my head is usually spinning like a top until about noon which is when i finally get to tramps to use the Internet. Well, I am pretty much cooled off by then except for today. I have a lot to say and can't keep it in forever. oh look my time is running out again... well, shiiit maybe later...

Flash Games

I found a neat site with some flash games you can try out to pass the time...
addictinggames.com

Rants All The Rage

Well, it is time for another rant. This time I want to point out the fact that this is the only blog that seems to be a "related" blog when "saskatoonscanner" is typed on Google's blog search. The most active blogs are being given a lower priority having to deal with spam garbage. So, for all of you that are clicking on this blog and finding very little new information, take this as a reminder that there are many other blogs being updated and the best way to find them is either saskatoonscanner.com or click on the profile for a list of our blogs.

Onto a completely different subject now...

I think the gas/oil companies are too chicken to raise the price to $2.00/liter. Bring it on! Let's see what would happen. I think we have scared the public sufficiently into thinking that a nuclear bomb will feed the poor and therefore gas prices should just rocket right off the planet. Does anyone know the laws concerning delivering pizzas by horse and buggy? I have actually been looking into it since it is going to take a bit longer to complete my flying motorcycle design. We should all drive our cars back to Ontario and just drop them off there. Not much use for that province anymore, let's just make it into a huge waste dump and make the former Liberal regime manage it. That way they will only be able to steal garbage. Since we are forecasting radioactive fallout for the next hundred years, I came up with another great idea to make some money. Nuclear powered cars! If its gotta be hot, then lets cook the shit out of the Earth and see what happens. Maybe its not nearly hot enough and people in the year 2050 will say, "...watch for molten lava if you dare fly near the surface today, as lava waves are very high with a brisk 500km/hr sustained wind going directly up. The moon is looking better and better as gravity continues to increase with all the crap that have moved there." I wonder if the moon is getting residue from all the pollution on Earth right now?

Ok, this is a rant...

Since the last post didn't count as a rant and also did not seem to show up on Google's Blog Search, and the fact that someone has spammed saskatoonscanner into their blog-o-spam, it seemed like an appropriate time to make an official rant. Now then, why would someone do this? The previous post included a new form of video that everyone can enjoy. That is unless you have a stake in the old entertainment industry of days past, before the Internet. Then I suppose you would be "terrorized" by the fact that you will not be making billions of dollars this year, only millions, and maybe one day the youth might even take over the whole game and change it into a more efficient machine. I'm sure that someone noticed that site that is called VideoCodeZone.com which enables free video over the entire world via the Internet. We should all be celebrating however the cost of living has made it impossible to live comfortably without selling your soul to some old geezer. A pizza should bring joy to parent's hearts and fill children's stomachs. However, the pizza delivery industry is in a time of great change and it is in need of an overhaul, not to mention a few government studies. Just do a Google News Search and enter "pizza delivery". The obvious dangers of the job only gives the public a drop in the ocean sized bucket of problems that are being hidden. It has been called government sponsored slavery by more than one source. The problems that have been created and perpetuated over the past 6 or 7 years (maybe more) are going to reverberate for years to come and some things may never be the same as they used to be. Increasing the price of gas is the best and quickest solution to a problem that will not go away without some serious help from government. The secrets of the industry can not be kept covered up forever. The truth may set millions free from a system that is being dismantled as we sit here and wait.

Cool Video Link

Ok, this isn't really a rant but it does fall under the "parental advisory" category. This video is intended for an adult audience and therefore no one should ever watch it. If you do watch, then be reminded that it may be funny or not depending on your sense of humor.

THE PIZZA / TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET PART 1 (Jimmy Kimmel)

Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

Practice doesn't make perfect but...

Practice doesn't necessarily make perfect blogs but at least there is some improvements going on with my blogs now. If only I could figure out how to get more than one visitor per day!

As you may have noticed, my daily experience with Photoshop is has caused me to work on my fish. Please comment on whether you like the fish or maybe it doesn't really work with this color scheme. I will most likely change the template fourty or fifty times before anyone actually notices this blog anyways so it does't really matter right now. This blog entry is just to give me a break from staring at source code and yelling at stupid templates. I need to bring up my typing speed so here I am.

I suppose this would be considered a rant. What is a rant, you ask? Well, thanks for asking! A rant is like a blog but rants are rarely proofread and usually non-sense, simply a way of channelling a person's frustrations by typing down whatever comes to mind. Almost like rambling on but more exciting and usually controversial or at least offending to someone. Sometimes it is good to stop and read over what you have just typed and other times it is exciting just to click on "Publish Post" and walk away very quickly. Three months later, when you finally run across that old post, you will be entertained by your own wisdom, that is if you have a short memory like me and forget what you just typed the instant that it gets posted. Still, I have been a "Blog Practitionor" for awhile now and I still have no idea what the rules are for ending the blog post. Does it just end abruptly or trail off into some extremely boring and much smaller type size? Oh I see, now I can't change the type size here. Am I supposed to end it with "yours truly," or with some witty and/or snide remark? Maybe an awful looking advertisement would make people forget that they were ever here. Or how about some kind of form you have to fill out or an agreement where you have to click the checkmark box that states: "I was never at this blog, didn't see anything, and will never mention this site to anyone no matter what."

I hate alarm clocks. They almost always wake me up when I really just want to sleep. The radio alarm feature is nice sometimes but if there is nothing on the radio that scares me out of bed then I never do get out of bed. What I need is a huge siren that only shuts off when you turn on the coffee maker and start the email program. Another option could be to install a timed electrical charge that prevents keyboard and mouse use after a certain time and turns off when it is time to wake up again, that might work. ZZZZZZAP

Out of Control

If blogs can get out of control, let this be the testing ground. The point of this blog is to test the limits of the "blog" industry. Porn is popular but so are Casino's and medical products such as Viagra and Cialis. What would you say is the best money maker on the Internet? How far would you go to make a buck?